Two ways to do this. Book an all-inclusive and let a resort handle it, or take a villa in Mexico, hire a chef and a bartender, and split the house nine ways. Both are priced the same way below — everything in, per couple — so they can be compared directly. Look through the photos, read the tradeoffs, then vote for every one you’d genuinely do.
Sorted cheapest first, and it re-sorts when you switch departure. Bars show the realistic low-to-high range, not a single quote — villas in particular are estimates until somebody quotes them, and each villa's page shows the arithmetic. Anything crossing the dashed line lands above the $5,000 ceiling we talked about. Click any row, or any card below, to open that option's full page.